ok, jack, listen. i’m sick of this. i can’t take it. i have to tell someone. i have to make a general announcement and yet no one can know. so here it is. you SUCKED in bed. and when i say suck, i don’t mean that lightly. some people aren’t great. it’s true. but you are terrible. let me list:

• when you put your mouth to a breast, you make this face. this awful, pinched, pained face. it makes one want to punch the crap out of you.
  

• your face, in general, looks like you have to concentrate so hard on the task at hand that you’re not enjoying anything.
  

• you’re premature in every way.
  

• your nose is AWFUL. i hate it. that too makes one want to punch you.
  

• your body in general is just brutal to be near. from the sunken chest to the big ass. it’s just too much.
  

• even your body HAIR is a revolting color. like rancid caramel. i’m gagging typing this.
  

• but by far, the worst physical trait, is the penis. the shaft isn’t thick and the head is too big. the way it feels in ones hand is HORRIBLE. and THAT’S why nothing went all that far.
  

because i remembered. when i was young, it wasn’t that i wanted you for your body. trust me. it was ten years ago, and i was a kid. i just wanted someone i knew wouldn’t and couldn’t beat me up. someone that in fact I could beat up. but i didn’t think that beating would go on for the REST OF MY NATURAL LIFE!!! the thought of ever having to have contact with that thing again made me sick. even doing it back then scarred me to the point that since then i DREAD the first time i have to wrap my hand around a guy, because i spent the before time just praying and hoping that it won’t be like yours.

you’re very smart, and even used to be nice, but you’re wishy washy now, and you were then to the point of failure. i fear this will continue on for all eternity! its driving me crazy that everyone around you can see that you’re destined to fail in your current relationship. i know this is the first one you’ve ever had, and you’re almost 30, but JESUS CHRIST WAKE UP! you’re the rebound guy! the REBOUND GUY! she was dumped 2 weeks before you went on your date. you throw money at this 22 year old girl so of COURSE she’s staying for now. she won’t let you call her your girlfriend, but she’ll let you tie her up, bang her, and cover her in liquid latex? she’s been said, by a total outsider to have a whore fetish! you are NOT going to succeed here. especially because your idea of that is MARRIAGE!

wow. ok. i think that’s all i had to say. i’ve been holding that in. and the bile was just up to my uvula. i couldn’t take another second for some reason. i think it’s because in your heart, you still feel you’re superior to my bf. and that PISSES ME OFF. you’re not even smarter, you jackass. you’re less in every way.

you were less then because you had no spine and you were bad in bed.

and you’re less now because you are pompous and a fool.

wise up.

peace.

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