Dear you.

You are a moody, self-pitying, rude, obnoxious turd. You don't respect women, and I feel bad for your younger sister - you are exactly the kind of guy you should be protecting her from. Grow some balls, find something else to do and to occupy your thoughts.

You lie, you lead people on. You make them feel like you want to hear what they have to say, but you don't. Conversation is a two-way street. You don't even know what straight edge is, you dumbshit new-wave punk. Fuck yeah, I might be a little more "preppy" but I grew up with siblings who were all over that scene, when you hadn't even yet begun to grow pubic hair. I'm too nice to you, really I am. I'm trying to help with something serious, and that's all you've got to say?

You arrogant depressing punk.

Stop feeling so goddamn sorry for yourself. You know why no one wants to fuck you? It isn't because you're fat or hairy or dress to *un* impress, because hell I could look beyond that, but it's because you're an asshole. You are an asshole. Yes. You. I'm talking to you, asshole. Grow the fuck up.

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