Dear Mister Make Me Bleed Like a Stuck Pig Once Month,
All I have to say is WHY?!?!?!?! WHy do you have to make it combined with cramps and bloating and zits and all around crankiness? Why do you have add to that misery cocktail by making me feel insecure? Why couldn't you make it come and go with the ease of relieving my bladder? It's just so wasteful when you think about it. Why not leave it there for when I need to use it? Why not let it be absorbed or something? Why must it trickle out and why must it SMELL?? Bastard. *
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