Dear He/She Who Shall Remain Anonymous,

I've known you for a long time. For awhile, I thought we were friends, but no. How someone could befriend a selfish egocentric pig of a human being such as yourself is beyond me.

Anyway, allow me to get to the point. You disgust me. I hate you more than I have ever hated anyone I have ever met. I used to think that everyone had good qualities, something that made them a decent person. However, it seems that there are exceptions here and there. I can't stand to be around you, I can't stand to think about you for fear of wretching where I stand. You are beyond words. Just completely and utterly sickening.

So piss off.

-Mike

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